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The next coming of Kirk McLean but with a little bit more personality, there are millions in this town that are betting on this guy to take the Canucks to the promiseland that is the Stanley Cup playoffs. He's been amazing, almost super-human in his actions and this is getting many people around the water cooler talking. Here are some Luongo-isms;
- Luongo doesn't sleep... he waits.
- Some wear Superman pajamas.... Kipper wears Luongo pajamas.
- Luongo lost his virginity before his dad did.
- On the 7th day God rested... Luongo took over.
- Luongo can shoot a plane down by holding up his stick and yelling "BANG!"
- Luongo is Luke Skywalkers real father.
- Luongo is the reason why waldo is hiding.
- Luongo counted to infinity. twice.
- Luongo's glove hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush.
- When the boogyman goes to sleep everynight... he checks his closet for Luongo.
- Icey-hot is not strong enough for Luongo. After each game he rubs his muscles with liquid MAGMA
- The bible was originaly named "Luongo and Friends"
- Luongo was what Willis was talkin about.
- When God said "let there be light" Luongo said "Say please."
- In a fight between Bieksa and Iginla you know who the winner would be? Luongo.
- In the words of Julius Caesar: "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Luongo". Translation: "I came, I saw, i was shut out by Luongo".
- Mr. T "Pities the fool" Luongo pities Mr. T.
- Chuck Norris is revered for his roundhouse kicks. It was once said that Chuck Norris performed a roundhouse kick so powerful; it's caused the Earth to reverse it rotation. Time stopped altogether when Luongo made a basic kick save.

Go, Canucks, go.